
Some people may live by the motto, never bring a knife to a gun fight. We here at GoBlog, live by a different motto, "never bring just one sharp weapon when you're fighting a horde of undead in the zombie apocalypse." We know it a rather long motto, it doesn't really fit on a shirt, but we feel like it conveys constructive information, while still being catchy and possibly brandable in a new movie featuring undead mountaineers trying to climb Everest that keep being swept away in avalanches, only to return the next day, in a never-ending search for mountaineering glory. Return of the Living Brices. Something like that. Scary huh? Anyway, as part of our general preparation for the zombie apocalypse, we also like to be prepared gear wise, and this combo axe and knife (it fits into the handle) totally fits the bills for inflicting maximum damage on undead mountaineers. And it makes a great holiday present. Yours for $37.38 plus free shipping.
