How long does a guy who cut his own arm off have to wait for someone to make a movie about him? Almost 7 years go by before someone decides Aron Ralston's story is worthy of theaters near you. That meatsack Miss California has only been infamous for a few months and already has a book published. And she deserves to have her arms cut off. In other news, you can buy a real-live geodesic dome from Antarctica, save money by carpooling to one of America's most money-hungry ski resorts, and still get shot in Vail.

• Aron Ralston's Story To Hit Big Screen
• Extreme Skiing Club Member Shoots Owner of Vail Bar
• Lindsey Vonn Works Out Way Harder Than You
• Buy The South Pole Geodesic Dome For Just $500,000
• Africa Splitting Apart, New Ocean Forming Under Ethiopia
• Breckenridge To Finally Take Less Of Your Money If You Carpool
• Scientists Find A Mere 1,200 New Species In Yellowstone
• Crested Butte Won't Be Getting Any Bigger Anytime Soon, THX