Danes. What do we really know about them? Aside from the customary Viking stereotype, that is? Let us tell you what we know! They may be the smallest of the five Scandinavian countries, but what they lack in geographic size, they make up for in vision and talent. Hans Christian Andersen. You've heard of him, maybe? Yes, Danish. Hamlet? Danish. Lego? Danish. We could go on, but why? Let us just add one more name to the list. Recykel. Because the Danes know bikes. We've said that before, we'll say it again. This particular company, poor spelling aside, lets you customize your own fixie. Which, in this dog eat dog of hipster sameness, is a good thing. Sure you could go out an do it yourself. But why bother? Just teach yourself Danish, customize and buy your object of affection online, and have it shipped over here from Denmark. How much trouble could it be? And remember, money is no object in the eternal quest to stay hip. Prices staring at a mere $850, Danish lessons or translation service and shipping not included.