As our friends over at Climbing Narc noted, "While the interpersonal relationships of climbers is not normally
appropriate for discussion on this blog, Beth and Tommy had built a
pretty powerful brand around their being a climbing couple so the fact
that they are no longer together seems like “news”. " But more importantly for GoBlog, it seems like the entry of two hot climbing ladies back into the dating pool has got the hormones running of quite a few lonely climbing dorks and it's driving mad traffic to the site. Over 75 people a day looking for information on these divorces. We call that newsworthy, at least in the sad fantasy lives of hundreds of climbers around the world. That's the only thing we can think of when we look at our search logs and scratch our heads at the sheer volume of traffic the words "beth rodden divorce" and "step davis divorce" drive to the site. So naturally we were curious what Google had to say as a gut check, so we pulled the numbers from their the Ad Words Keyword Selector tool. Here's the data they gave:
Phrase
Google Global Monthly Search Volume
steph davis divorce
46
beth rodden divorce
58
Looking through our logs, we'll have to say this is just directional and its underestimating the query volume by a large magnitude, because we see over 50 visitors a day alone searching for information on Beth Rodden's divorce. Less from Steph Davis. It's truly bizarre. Are the guys, and you have to assume it's 99% guys doing these searches, sitting in front of their computers going, "She's so hot, now I have a chance at her. Let me just confirm she's divorced and it's on!" And for that matter, why are they not searching Step Davis as often? Is she not as desirable as Beth when it comes to climbing dork fantasies hierarchy? You could also slice and dice this data and get anonymous demographic data. Like some lonely guy from Yale searched "tommy caldwell and beth rodden divorce" during his lunch hour today and a guy from Seattle searched "beth rodden divorce". Maybe we should put the data together and give it to Beth so she can avoid the towns with high rates of stalkers/searchers. And just to be honest, it's not just the hot climbing lady celebrities that get all this attention. People are always Googling "Chris Sharma girlfriend" to see if he's single. Because, you know, they have a shot if he is...Internet. Truly a weird and scary place.
Lance Mountain has been doing this for the last 30 years. The guy was an original member of the Bones Brigade, and here is still showing us how to rip it. He was also the inventor of fingerboards, making them out of cardboard, pencil erasers, and disassembled Hot Wheels toys (at least according to Wikipedia). The guy's badass, and this video's a good reminder why.
We tend toward hyperbole and humor here at GoBlog, because it helps distract readers from the bad writing and lack of substance we generally provide. Yet, strangely, we're one of the largest outdoor blogs around, so what does that say about you, gentle readers? But we digress. If you read about the world's most expensive ski boots we posted about a few weeks ago, and decided you must have a pair, why not add a pair of the world's lightest powder skis to your shopping list? Weighing in at 2000 grams (4.3lbs) for a pair of 175s, the Black Powder aim to be the GoBlog of mountaineering skis: fast, light, good in the sack on the mountain. Wooo. From their press release:
Is ultra-light so that the energy saved on the way up
leaves you the strength to enjoy the descent
Is not too long in order to facilitate kick turns while
climbing, to be maneuverable during the descent
and to move easily around obstacles (narrow
corridors, trees)
Its width at the waist is compatible with all
crampons
The width at the tip allows easy lift off of powder,
while remaining reasonably narrow to break trail on
the way up
How did they accomplish this feat of engineering marvel? Again, we defer to their press release:
The BLACK POWDER is a ski with a "partial core"
(AlpControl patent) which is shorter than the ski, so that
the upper and lower layers of carbon sandwich come
together to form carbon/epoxy composite monoblocs at
the tail and spatula.
Because a ski should remain flexible, we ruled out fibers
too rigid (high modulus) and instead selected the strongest "high tensile" fiber: the Toray T700S.
The T700S is one of the rare fibers in the world with a rate of elongation before break well above 2%, ensuring a high tolerance to shock.
The catch is you need to use their binding it appears, the Mountain Spring, which secure your plastics to the skis. Alright, enough shop talk. Suffice it to say they were a finalist for an ISPO this year. Read about them yourself on the AlpsControl website. Download their the Black Powder techncial spec doc and press release here (pdf).
Bit of old news, but the Banff Mountain Photography Winners were announced earlier this month. We never got around to posting about it because we're lazy. That's the Grand Prize winner above from Nathalie Daoust. You can see all the other winners on the Banff Centre site.
Instead
of blowing your wad on a week of being carted around Alaska in a
helicopter, just buy a snowmobile and get a full season of untracked
lines. It costs about the same, right? Shaun McKay and Pat McCarthy
show us the downside of snowmobile ownership in this video. You have to
head to Transworld to see the video since they won’t let us embed it here.
Can you blame it? A bear on ice skates attacked two Russian circus hands killing one before the other shot the 5-year-old animal. This is one of those victim-blaming situations I try to avoid. I understand there’s some cultural importance to ice skating bears in Russia, so I’ll only say that I’m sorry for the family of the man who died. I hope he loved working in the circus. The report says they’re not sure what made the animal snap. I’d recommend starting the investigation with the logic that you’re dealing with a bear on ice skates. It’s also sad that the bear didn’t live to hear the news that the Obama administration has set aside 20,000 square miles of land for his kind in Alaska. That bear would have had plenty of room to skate around during its retirement.
I am happy to report that Starbucks Via Ready Brew is not crap. I finally picked some up the other night and gave it a shot. Verdict: It is not real coffee, but it is not Taster's Choice. The beans are micro-ground, rather than freeze-dried, so it tastes less like a boot.
I wouldn't call myself a Starbucks fan -- I am happy they exist, as it keeps me from having to drink way too much truck stop coffee on road trips. But I don't go looking for them if there's another coffee supplier nearby.
If you're one of those people who proudly announce "I don't drink Starbucks coffee!" at every opportunity, I assume you're not going to buy this. I am, and I'm going to enjoy the shit out of it. I hate doing dishes when I'm in the backcountry. When I'm done eating breakfast, I want to finish my coffee and hit the trail, not sit around trying to clean a french press, or any other contraption that makes coffee. Cowboy coffee is an OK solution, but I'm still chucking the grounds into the woods, which isn't exactly LNT. In this little package, three 8-ounce cups of coffee weigh .35 ounces.
I am a fan. Now, if someone would just show me where to buy something that I can use to "micro-grind" beans, I won't even have to buy this stuff. Downside is it's expensive as hell compared to every other instant coffee at the supermarket: $2.95 for a 3-pack, $9.95 for a 12-pack.
Yes, I'm running the NY Marathon this weekend. Still at odds over what to do since it falls on 1 November, 31 October as you recall is Nevada Day. I usually put on my shi*kickers and head over to the West Village to ... doh, not like that. Anyway, I think I have a shot at 3.30, but I have to go to a few Halloween parties so it is very dependent on my alcohol consumption. But enough about me. Back in the day, when kids had more leeway and responsibility, and weren't necessarily the object of exploitation and manipulation, they did some pretty cool stuff. Like run the NY Marathon. A full decade in age younger than when I ran my first, here's more about the first generation of young runners via the NY Times.
Paul ran without parental supervision across five bridges and five boroughs — watched by relatives standing on sidewalks — to finish the race in a startling 3 hours 31 seconds. He is the youngest marathoner recorded in the marathon’s 40-year history but not the only child to become infatuated with a distance many adults find torturous, even life-altering.
Scott Black was exhilarated in 1979 as a 9-year-old. “People were holding out their hands, cheering me on,” Black, 39, said. “I remember there being TV cameras on me, a blimp for a portion of the race. I remember the crowds going crazy.”
The wildlife biologist Lynn Rogers had logged thousands of hours studying North America's black bears.
He had shot them with tranquilisers before fitting them with ear tags
or radio collars. He had drawn their blood and mapped their DNA. And he
had tracked their movements with pins on maps.
But none of that
had allowed him to really know the creatures. When he did get close to
a bear in the wild the animal was usually terrified, caught in a live
trap in the woods.
Rogers eventually realised he couldn't hope to
know bears unless he won their trust. And so he abandoned scientific
detachment and took the daring and controversial step of forming
relationships with his study animals, using food to gain acceptance among an extended bear family inMinnesota.
Gaining
the trust of the bears has given him a close-up insight into their
behaviour and social organisation as well as allowing Rogers to explode
myths about them. Contrary to popular belief, for example, he contends
that the bears are not violent and do not like honey.
What's the over under on this guy? At least he picked black bears, so he's got that going for him. Via Guardian UK.
This poor child is 7-year-old Kylie Bruehler. She lost both of her parents when a driver veered onto the shoulder a couple weeks ago and killed them. They were riding together on a tandem. Not only are there no charges pending against the reckless driver, but the Texas Governor actually vetoed a bill that would have required drivers to give cyclists a 'safe distance' when passing them after the tragedy. He called the bill unnecessary. A San Antonio columnist nailed it when she penned a column, "Bicyclists on the road treated no better than deer." Indeed. I'm trying really hard not to blame all of Texas for this, but the least they could do is demand the driver get tossed in jail and pass a bill making it illegal to run down bikers.