
Tom, I'm worried about you. I think you need to see someone because you may have a really serious case of cabin fever up there. Look at your post about
Jim Ream's bamboo fly fishing rod. Dude, it's 936 words long. You just violated every rule of blogging. First, don't let people know you got stuff for free. Or if you didn't get it free, don't over compensate for the sweet discount by gushing over the product. Second, never ever write over 200 words. Unless you're Rocky, because you'd have made about $200 for that article on a per word basis.
Third, never ever ever go on and on about a fishing rod because it makes people question your manhood, since we all know the Freudian connection between a man's rod and a man's rod. Finally, most readers have the attention span of a gnat. They'll not read more than a paragraph. Fishermen, if they can actually read, won't even get past the second sentence. You need to pepper the article with pictures of babes in bikinis. It's the only way anyone will finish it.
Seriously, see a Doctor. We're really worried. Let us know. Love, GoBlog.